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the11supernovas:

oh you’re watching pacific rim? i love that movie, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all of the pacific

  • ap student: hey im going to my ap class
  • ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
  • ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: listen to me
  • ap student: look at me
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: IM SMART
  • ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
  • ap student: ap
daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow
"Never trust a survivor,” my father used to warn me, “until you find out what he did to stay alive."
– Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard (via vonnegutphile)

a-pathetic-apathetic:

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

One million notes.

thatfunnyblog:

 

just comparing them. 

they are still zack and cody

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

Reasons why we should fund NASA

more-moe-more-problems:

We might find a planet full of Cat Girls

karzahnii:

Nothing has changed

the-splendid-naked-officer:

the-dying-light:

awwww-cute:

Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s ear

*Blumenkranz starts playing*

DIESE WELT IST MEOWSAM

the-splendid-naked-officer:

the-dying-light:

awwww-cute:

Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s ear

*Blumenkranz starts playing*

DIESE WELT IST MEOWSAM

churboosed:

how many rt members are gonna have minor/background roles in lazer team tho am i gonna be in the theater like

image

validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”