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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

"That’s how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too."
– Kaui Hard Hemmings (via psych-facts)
"What doesn’t kill you
leaves scars
ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears
leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning
wishing you weren’t alive."
– C.C (via psych-facts)

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

achievementhuntersayingthings:

Michael Jones gets snippy.

katerynthegrand:

Game: Fire in short bursts to maintain accuracy.
Me: NEVER image

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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