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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

2-shane-s:

i think about this a lot

chanmanthe2nd:

Geoff finds the moon boss

bodycatcher:

Genghis’ Problem…
~ Joke by callafraser.tumblr

bodycatcher:

Genghis’ Problem…

~ Joke by callafraser.tumblr

xlarrystylinson:

Brazil vs. Germany on twitter

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

popeyasir:

yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is

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– where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

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